Monday, February 7, 2011

what will become of Random Unicorn?

So today I came home from school, only to find Random Unicorn wearing UGGS!!!
WHY!? WHHHHYYY!???




of all things, uggs.
the one thing I don't get the point of,
 they are ugly, expensive, thin, freeze your feet off boots.
THE END!


what is the point of them? I don't know! 
they are ugly, infact, ugg i belive is short
for ugly, or UGGly





......
YUCK

anyways,



so, I was thinking,
what would become of Random Unicorn
in 2 years, or 5, or even 10!


maybe he'll ne a nerd:


with a comb over....ya

or a nerdy teacher with a combover:




and a moustashe! Boo-ya!



or maybe a business man:



(:

or just a unicorn with a tie, 'cause ties are epic:




Ya, i think we'll go with that!
(:










Ya know, Random Unicorn
takes a while to write,
so maybe his name should be
shortened to:
R.U.

what do you think?



3 comments:

  1. Yay!!! I love Random Unicorn. He's so...random. Um, RU sounds a little dumb, but it could still work. Except that anyone new to the blog could get confused if they haven't read the first few posts...so maybe at the beginning of each post put RU in brackets, [so it would look like this
    --> "Random Unicorn (RU)"] for the first time you say Random Unicorn, and then every mention of his name after that can just be RU. Do that for every post. Does that make sense?

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  2. Also, why does RU lay on the floor to pose for his pictures? lol

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  3. Also...I like how RU as a business man, merely looks like a unicorn with his feet stuck in a shopping bag!!! Ahahaha!

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