I had just moved into my new home and a little unicorn showed up at my front door, alone in the harsh winter cold. I brought him inside and we became friends instantly, I called him Random Unicorn. He is 2' 7" and loves everyone. his favorite food is marshmallows, and he hates grapes. People who are mean make him sad, people who are too nice freak him out, he is random and I love him!
Random Unicorn is helping me unpack because I find it very boring, honestly I almost prefere packing vs unpacking! Random Unicorn finds it amusing, so I'm just gonna let him have fun with that, and walk away, cause it's kinda creepy. Unicorns are weird! But epic, very epic. Epic, just like this:
C'mon, you know you're jealous. I WANT IT!
are you catching the space invaders tatoo? eh eh eh? *nudge nudge*
this pretty epic too
I'm in love with these!
is that not the most awesome couch in the world!?
don't answer that, just let my have my moment