So today I came home from school, only to find Random Unicorn wearing UGGS!!!
WHY!? WHHHHYYY!???
of all things, uggs.
the one thing I don't get the point of,
they are ugly, expensive, thin, freeze your feet off boots.
THE END!
what is the point of them? I don't know!
they are ugly, infact, ugg i belive is short
for ugly, or UGGly
......
YUCK
anyways,
so, I was thinking,
what would become of Random Unicorn
in 2 years, or 5, or even 10!
maybe he'll ne a nerd:
with a comb over....ya
or a nerdy teacher with a combover:
and a moustashe! Boo-ya!
or maybe a business man:
(:
or just a unicorn with a tie, 'cause ties are epic:
Ya, i think we'll go with that!
(:
Ya know, Random Unicorn
takes a while to write,
so maybe his name should be
shortened to:
R.U.
what do you think?